Pussy Can’t Eat Itself!

August 4, 2025

Cum Eating, GFE Phone Sex, Romantic Phone Sex

Pussy Can’t Eat Itself!

It’s true, Baby! A pussy can’t eat itself! It is such a delicate organ, and it requires a lot of finesse. A simple touch, a kiss, or a lick can make all the difference in the world when it cums to a great relationship. I’ve tried every trick, every toy, every EVERYTHING I have ever heard of, and nothing has ever truly worked. It just doesn’t happen. I mean, sure, I can rub it or plunge it, but eat it without your help? Nahhh. That just won’t happen! I approach every sexy man I encounter. What? I need what I need, no matter how I have to get it! If his hands and nails are clean, and he doesn’t look like a creeper, I go for him.

Do I need to KEEP repeating this? My pussy can’t eat itself! I’m not talking about some LOVE STORY, I’m talking basic needs. And sometimes, all it takes is rubbing my thighs together while walking or working out! But even that won’t quell the desire. It’s relentless. I HAVE a love, but he’s not nearly close enough to take care of the itch that can’t be easily scratched. All the stroking in the universe can’t do what HE can. So, I have to improvise with whatever’s handy. I try to talk it out over the phone with him, however, I need to cum NOW! I wish you could see how fast and furious my hands are moving over this pretty, pink box, and it feels so close!

We All Know A Pussy Can’t Eat Itself…

So, what is a girl to do when a pussy can’t eat itself? Well, there’s the guy who runs the local body shop, and if there’s a man who knows about bodies, there’s a man who can eat pussy. So, I pulled in with my car and waited for lunchtime. Everyone loves to eat. Some, more than others, and this dude looked like he didn’t skip meals… ever! When he turned to look at the ringing bell over the door, he got an eyeful… of ME! I had to hold back the giggle as I realized that my pussy was already dripping. That man wasn’t the only one hungry as Fuck! I sashayed my cute, tight ass toward the front counter, but he couldn’t even stand upright because his dick was pounding at the zipper. LOL.

He could tell at a glance that I was ready, and my pussy can’t eat itself, so… he stumbled forward, barely avoiding a trip and fall straight into my crotch. It would have been a bit awkward, but I would have made it work. The parking lot was ominously empty, and I lifted my skirt. No panties were in the way, and he face-planted right into me. FUCK! I didn’t know if it was my desperate state or his oral skills, but he tore that pussy up! He was moaning and slurping like it was his last meal on death row! I let it go and thrashed as much as I could with him pinning me to the floor. His moans were replaced by my own, and I felt the soaking wet floor under me.

It Seems That A Dick Can’t Suck Itself Either!

Somehow, he managed to turn himself around and positioned his throbbing dick against my chin while he continued to feast on my pussy. If you just LOVE eating pussy but have commitments elsewhere, look for a hottie like me. We BOTH KNOW that a pussy can’t eat itself, and we’re always looking for kind strangers who are hungry to help us out. Call me. Let’s talk about it! I’ll give you a chance at some sexy fucking pussy worship. It will make you feel like you’ve entered my world! Becum my Summer Santa! Get fed by me! Giggle.

Kiss, kiss.

Just Joey