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Lexi’s Twelve Days of Phone Sex

Sometimes, when I'm bored and horny and sitting alone by myself, I like to rewrite lyrics to songs because I have a dirty mind. This month, with the holidays coming up, I thought it might be fun to replace that boring old "12 Days of Christmas" song with some of my favorite things! Sloppy blowjobs and nipple clamps and dildos - oh my!  What are your favorite kinky things? Without further ado, and with an extra juicy pussy just for you, here are my Twelve Days of Phone Sex! Be sure to sing along! The Twelve Days of Phone Sex On the first day of Phone Sex my hottie gave to me: A Boxed Sex of Porn DVDs On the second day of Phone Sex my hottie gave to me: Two Butt Plugs and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs On the third day of Phone Sex my hottie gave to me: Three Sloppy BJs Two Butt...

DP and the Doors!

“Love me two times baby... love me twice today.” These are the words of Jim Morrison. I’ll admit that when I first heard the song and even went through my “Doors” phase, the meaning changed for me later. I hope after you read this, when you hear that song, you think of what I’m about to reveal to you. I was wild in my youth. I’m still wild, but it comes with rules and responsibility, and much experience, so it’s a different frame of mind. These were the days of beer, bongs and pizza delivery. My boyfriend and I were very experimental. We used to take acid, buy a case of beer and fuck for hours. Watching the movie, The Doors, with Val Kilmer on acid... well, you’ll never ever see it the same.During my “Doors Phase”, I had every book written, even video available, every CD... I was...