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Pussy for Barter

I was traveling and some asshole pick pocketed me. The thief took all my credit cards and my ID, and my bank said they wouldn’t be able to get replacements to me for 48 hours. I had 99 problems, but my pussy wasn’t one.
I waltzed into the hotel I’d made reservations at and asked to speak with the manager. He came to the counter and I explained my situation to him. He politely explained that he was sorry for my circumstances but was unable to give me a room without payment.

I glared at him. Hearing the word “no” is unusual for me. Then I remembered that you catch more flies with honey, so I smiled sweetly and licked my lips. “I’m sure there’s some kind of agreement we can reach. We just need to think inside the box.”

“I believe you mean we need to think ‘outside the box’,” he said.

“Can you show me your best room, please?” I asked.

He looked at me like I was crazy, but turned around and took a pair of keys off the board behind him and said I should follow him.

We took the elevator to the top floor and he opened a set of double doors at the end of the hallway. “After you,” he gestured me into the room.

It was an amazing 2-story suite. I unbuttoned my blouse and pulled my skirt down, and let him get an eyeful of me in my lingerie.

 

I walked to the stairs, pulled my chemise over my head, and dropped my panties. I turned around and gave him a view of my perfect ass.  It was fun to watch him squirm trying to adjust the grow bulge in his pants!

What would you make me do for a room???

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