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Lexi’s Twelve Days of Phone Sex

Sometimes, when I’m bored and horny and sitting alone by myself, I like to rewrite lyrics to songs because I have a dirty mind. This month, with the holidays coming up, I thought it might be fun to replace that boring old “12 Days of Christmas” song with some of my favorite things! Sloppy blowjobs and nipple clamps and dildos – oh my!  What are your favorite kinky things? Without further ado, and with an extra juicy pussy just for you, here are my Twelve Days of Phone Sex! Be sure to sing along!

The Twelve Days of Phone Sex

On the first day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

A Boxed Sex of Porn DVDs

On the second day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the third day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the fourth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the fifth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the sixth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the seventh day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Seven Pairs of Stilettos

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the eighth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Eight Big Thick Dildos

Seven Pairs of Stilettos

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the ninth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Nine Bottles of Lube

Eight Big Thick Dildos

Seven Pairs of Stilettos

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the tenth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Ten Nipple Clamps

Nine Bottles of Lube

Eight Big Thick Dildos

Seven Pairs of Stilettos

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the eleventh day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Eleven Leather Corsets

Ten Nipple Clamps

Nine Bottles of Lube

Eight Big Thick Dildos

Seven Pairs of Stilettos

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

On the twelfth day of Phone Sex

my hottie gave to me:

Twelve Silicone Paddles

Eleven Leather Corsets

Ten Nipple Clamps

Nine Bottles of Lube

Eight Big Thick Dildos

Seven Pairs of Stilettos

Six Lacy Thongs

Five Cock Rings

Four Feather Dusters

Three Sloppy BJs

Two Butt Plugs

and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs

Happy holidays dirty boys! Remember, I’m working through most of the holiday so call me so I can show you why I’m on the naughty list year after year!

You know I’m Santa’s favorite Ho Ho HO!

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