Sometimes, when I’m bored and horny and sitting alone by myself, I like to rewrite lyrics to songs because I have a dirty mind. This month, with the holidays coming up, I thought it might be fun to replace that boring old “12 Days of Christmas” song with some of my favorite things! Sloppy blowjobs and nipple clamps and dildos – oh my! What are your favorite kinky things? Without further ado, and with an extra juicy pussy just for you, here are my Twelve Days of Phone Sex! Be sure to sing along!
The Twelve Days of Phone Sex
On the first day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
A Boxed Sex of Porn DVDs
On the second day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the third day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the fourth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the fifth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the sixth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the seventh day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the eighth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the ninth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the tenth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the eleventh day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Eleven Leather Corsets
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
On the twelfth day of Phone Sex
my hottie gave to me:
Twelve Silicone Paddles
Eleven Leather Corsets
Ten Nipple Clamps
Nine Bottles of Lube
Eight Big Thick Dildos
Seven Pairs of Stilettos
Six Lacy Thongs
Five Cock Rings
Four Feather Dusters
Three Sloppy BJs
Two Butt Plugs
and A Boxed Set of Porn DVDs
Happy holidays dirty boys! Remember, I’m working through most of the holiday so call me so I can show you why I’m on the naughty list year after year!
You know I’m Santa’s favorite Ho Ho HO!
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