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Charlie Talks About Food Play and Fruit Fetishism

I have a handful of clients that like to fuck food. Yes! All those times you thought about taking that cucumber or zucchini to a girl, did you ever think about using fruit on yourself? Now think, fruit does a body good, right? What it can DO TO your body can be good, too. You can do it with a partner or just yourself. Check what’s in your kitchen. You might just wanna fuck it after you read this blog.

First, let’s talk about food as an aphrodisiac. You’ve heard about oysters being an aphrodisiac, right? Well, I had a date once who was adamant on me eating Oysters Rockefeller. He must have heard the rumor, because he just wanted me to stuff my face with oysters. It didn’t really work for me. My date didn’t shut his mouth all night… so I wasn’t THAT horny. Ha. Little did he know, if he would have gotten me lobster? I would have made him shut his mouth. Lobster just makes me go crazy. I don’t know what it is. Give me a couple cocktails and some lobster? I am YOURS. But, then you know I’m pretty fucking easy anyway. Lobster is my aphrodisiac.

I have one client that will call me up already fucking a cantaloupe. It sounds hot. It sounds like it would feel amazing. I don’t even have a dick and I would say fucking fruit fast sounds hot as hell. He just cuts out a hole in the fruit and sticks his cock right in all that juicy goodness. Damn. The smell is also a turn on. I would think that a honeydew melon or watermelon may not have the right texture as a cantaloupe does. I have another client that gets down and dirty in his hot tub and fucks all kinds of fruit, cantaloupe being his favorite. He will fuck that fruit until he cums, then he will drink what he leaves in; drinking the fruit and his own juices at once. How about that for some daring shit. Watch out for the pits!

Other forms of food play or fruit fetish is using the phallic fruit on yourself or your partner. I have had many things up my pussy: champagne bottles, beer bottles, liquor bottles. Guess I was always drinking, huh? Would you like fucking me with a zucchini? How about a banana, a cucumber or a carrot? Do you want to be fucked with a cold fruit or room temperature. These are all things you want to think about before having your food fun. Bananas can be too ripe, so putting it in the freezer can help and ad to the eroticism. Stick that carrot in me and move it around, then take it out and eat it. Cucumbers have a cooling effect. If you get a real long cucumber and can manage it, you can fuck your partner while you take it in the ass. Oh, yes. I am talking about you fucking yourself with a cucumber. If you can stick a butt plug up there? You can handle a piece of fruit. Just be careful. Food play doesn’t come without warnings. Fruit and vegetables can break off. Be sure are doing things safely. No one wants to go to the ER to take a piece of anything out of your ass. That being said, fuck away!

Don’t think that having food play always has to be on the kinky side. Strawberries, even chocolate-covered strawberries, can be very erotic. Just feeding each other can be cause high sexual arousal. Think about eating blueberries or raspberries lined up on my tummy from my chest down to my slit. Whipped cream is always fun. I lost my cherry a long time ago, but making my tits look like sundaes, can be pretty fucking hot. Chocolate syrup and caramel, too. Chocolate is said to be an aphrodisiac, as are bananas, honey, avocados, almonds and even garlic. Oh yes, this can be messy. If you want to have a sexy night with your partner, either prepare the bath and shower. What starts out messy, may end up being clean, naughty fun washing it all off. Have lots of towels handy and if you really want to be dirty, try a absorbent blanket or sheet like the one here. With so many women who squirt, they are making some pretty good products to use for those nights of crazy sexual bliss.

Maybe you have been as adventuresome as I have been with allowing myself to participate in food fetish sessions, or maybe not. You may find that a little play with your partner can spice things up. Or maybe you just want to experience a food fetish ritual just with yourself. Maybe you would like to call me and I can guide you, your meat and your food to ecstasy. You can insert the banana in your ass or you can just fuck the banana peel, it’s up to you. Are you thinking about what you have in your kitchen right now? Good. Now let’s have a phone sex session that blows your load as well as your mind.

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