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Self Suck; The Art of Auto Fellatio

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Self Suck; The Art of Auto Fellatio

The first time I ever heard about auto fellatio, it was at a party when my then boyfriend said, “That guy can self suck his own cock.” This was the first I ever heard of this and I honestly didn’t know how to respond. At first I looked at him with a little curl of my lip, thinking that was kind of… odd. Odd that my boyfriend knew this information and then my sneer turned into a lustful grin as I thought of how big his cock must be for him to be able to do that. And how flexible. It turned me on. But, I kept that a secret.

The next time I saw this act, was in the movie Larry David’s Sour Grapes starring Steven Weber and Craig Bierko. It’s a hilarious movie. I own it. The two stars are cousins who go to Atlantic City and one wins the jackpot and there is a squabble over whose quarter was used. These men are exceptionally close and Weber is quite aware of his cousin’s ability to suck his own cock due to his double-jointed nature. You see the guys’ head bopping up and down behind the couch and he gets a phone call. Interrupted again! Go check your Netflix or Hulu.

After seeing this movie, I started to look online for this sexual act. I didn’t even know what to call it. I found it under self suck and auto fellatio. And… what I found was that there isn’t much. Maybe I just look at free porn and that’s my problem, but here and there you would find a good one with a guy with a huge dick and really, if it were mine? I’d fuckin’ suck it, too. A lot of the videos I’ve seen of auto fellatio have been homemade, so the angles are bad. You would figure there would be some big black cock in this collection I have found, but no. I wonder. I know it’s got to be way easy for some of these guys to suck themselves. If you run into any in your porn adventures, please send it my way.

Many guys I talk to like to talk about eating cum. Sometimes it’s their cum or some other guy’s juice out of a nice cream pie. I find it a turn on. It’s sexy when men can be open and uninhibited with their sexuality. When I have had the chance, I have asked if they can suck their own cock. I always got a “no”. Then, it finally happened: I finally got a client that could suck himself. And he is black. Score! What I found interesting is, his girl was the one who introduced him to auto fellatio. She noticed that his cock was big enough for him to suck, if he just had the right position. He would put his feet above his head, grasp the headboard and she would push his ass up until he could do it. She would lick his taint and asshole while he sucked himself off and came in his mouth. After a while, he has figured out how he needs to stretch to be ready to suck his cock. And he sucks it on the phone with me! It’s definitely a different sound than when someone else is sucking cock, but it’s so hot just the same. I love when he calls, because I know how bad he will be for me.

So many sex acts, so little time. I have seen many things in my life, but even in all my crazy escapades I have never seen a guy self suck his own dick live. There are a few past lovers I am thinking might be able to handle it. It makes me think, that’s for sure. If you are able to do this, we should definitely talk. I would absolutely love to hear you and you would get me so hot, I know I would cum. Damn, I really am just a dirty little slut. You love it, or you wouldn’t have gotten this far. Put my number in your phone. I’ll make you happy you did.

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